The Patrick Bateman (Business) Card Game

The goal of The Patrick Bateman (Business) Card Game is to make the most unique business card to proclaim your role as ‘Vice President’ at ‘Pierce & Pierce: Mergers and Acquisitions’. The winner is promoted to Executive Vice President. 

You play in a group, and describe each other's business cards in the most obsequious, self-loathing, and narcissistic way possible. Whoever has the best card, the best douche-bro CEO name, and the best performance wins (unless you have the highest annual salary...).

(If you get to the point of printing out business cards to play this game, hey, swing me a few dollars to buy some fancy-guy axe-murderer drink. A scotch, I suppose?).